May 2013
toukos:
toukos:
if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok
shit
watsonwarrior:
Denmark is like the Glen Coco of Europe
bennetwilcox:
montenegro still stuck in the 90’s with their technology
arkenstoners:
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
akribi:
bennetwilcox:
bennetwilcox:
fun fact, the guy that gave out sweden’s votes was 33 votes away from representing sweden in ESC
I can sense a triangle drama
bennetwilcox:
bennetwilcox:
fun fact, the guy that gave out sweden’s votes was 33 votes away from representing sweden in ESC
darrenscrisp:
BLAINE’S LONG LOST ARMENIAN TWIN
bumbleblaine:
i came home after a horrible day and my brother said that i’m going to be happy soon because Darren Criss is waiting in my bed and i thought he was joking but then
i’m so fucking done with my family.
crisscolferaredoingzumbazumba:
overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
and the italian hottie
Eric Saade: If anyone needs help finding them bathroom, I'll take them.
Graham Norton: Don't do that, Eric, that's how rumors start.
the-parkster:
pepperfays:
the-parkster:
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
Count Fabula
Eyebrows
Hot men
Lesbians
Guy who named his shoes
Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
One of the Euphoria rip offs
Jesus
Thor
Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
Depressing song about birds
You could vote for britan….
good...
crissandcolfer:
indigoecho:
man i love sweden a lot
the kiss that was so sweet
iloveweasleys:
fuck YEAH MARRIAGE EQUALITY
ipoptartyou:
iloveweasleys:
let’s all move to SWEDen knfewjkfjkn
Yes you can all live in my basement
colferchris:
‘by winning this contest you get to host a show you can’t afford’
looks like greece is winning
colferchris:
“THE MEN DON’T HAVE TITTIES THEY CAN STAY AT HOME AND RAISE THE KIDS” WOAH PREACH EUROVISION
darrenscrisp:
HOW DO I VOTE FOR THE HOST
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
unlike-the-movies:
tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win
sararye:
allthegleefeels:
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
gwainenovak:
petition for glitter dubstep opera dracula to be a monster in s9 of Supernatural
theladyserket:
ferelden:
its like some countries haven’t figured out the formula for eurovision success yet
gay dancers
strobe lights
girls with nice legs
disco balls
fast songs
general campness
good political standing with other european countries
lots of neighbours
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
“Great news for the Irish economy; they’ve discovered oil. Sadly, it’s baby oil....”
– Graham Norton (via colfr)
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
thebleeclub:
ALCOHOL IS FREE
swinubuh:
When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
angelicpower:
from all the dramatic looks and emotional singing i guess you could say that Azerbaijan really is in a glass cage of emotion
tobito:
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
solluxforpresident:
youknowyourebritishwhen:
… so I was actually pretty impressed by that and she was hella prett- WAIT IS THAT THOR
ipoptartyou:
imagine your OTP watching eurovision
justanotherklainer:
That’s…
like a manly version of starkid’s lucious Malfoy
officialbioware:
fuckyourfreckles:
officialbioware:
femshep:
wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
You never really know how many Europeans you...
